S1E8 'Bad in Bed' Quotes: V-bomb on the P-bomb & More!

Starfish! (Photo: Fox)

Jess: Hey Tiger, you're having sex tonight... Don't give me that look. Just do it.

Jess: You know what, tomorrow night, let's just go out to dinner and then just nail each other. Just pound each other. V-bomb on the P-bomb

Jess: I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna be searching for some syrup.

Schmidt: I used to listen to you and Caroline all the time in college. It was like listening to a rescue crew trying to communicate with a stranded minor.

Jess: I'm gonna split you like a log!