S1E14 'Bully' Quotes: Three-peat, Jerk-sica, Brown Lightning, We're Weirdos and More!

Schmidt: Schmidttle and the damage done. Neil Young, yo.

Jess: So, are you gonna three-peat this ho?

Jess: I delivered a lesson in the key of learning. ... Learning minor.

Middle School Winston: Brown Lightning! 

Middle School Jess: Jerk-sica? My last name rhymes with gay and the best thing you can think of is Jerk-sica? 

Jess: Hi. Who do I speak to re: getting something removed from the internet.

Jess: You're a plant killer. And I write songs. We're weirdos but that's who we are and that's fine.