When is New Girl Coming Back? March 15th!

Sadly, February sweeps is over and we'll have to wait another week for a brand new episode of New Girl. The show will be back on March 15th with an episode called "Guy's Night." Until then, here's a link to Hulu and their selection of New Girl episodes.

New Girl Officially Renewed for a Third Season!

Photo: Fox

In case you haven't heard: Fox has just announced that New Girl has been officially renewed for the 2013/2014 season. Most shows aren't renewed until May but since New Girl is one of Fox's more highly rated shows, they decided to renew it early! Also, almost every show that's renewed for a third season will get a fourth because of the way TV production deals/syndication works.

S2E18 'Tinfinity' Quotes: Strongly worded email, adorable personality, tippy go bye bye and more!

Jess: I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.

Schmidt: I can't talk right now. I'm writing a strongly worded email to my florist.

Winston: Jess, you know nothing about sports.
Jess: Ahhh... What am I gonna do? I guess I'll just have to use my eyes, hair, boobs, legs and adorable personality. Hahaha. Fool.
Winston: I got like three of those things.

Nick: Garbage? That's what the nursing home said about my mattress.

Schmidt: Tippy go bye bye!

Jess: I have this feeling too. Like I wanna french you. I really wanna french you.

Schmidt: What is in that?!
Nick: Liquor!

S2E17 'Parking Spot' Quotes: Sucking face, Wifi/wifee, shower cap and a twist tie, kill him & more!

Nick: I like how things aren't weird between us.
Jess: Right, because of somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like "Look at those two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face" but we did. You sucked my face.

Schmidt: Give me the spot or I'll kill you all!

Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the constitution of America? Nicholas what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.

Nick: I refuse to pay for the "wifee"
Jess: It's wifi.

Jess: You can't escape destiny. She comes for us all that relentless bitch. That's right destiny's a lady.

Daisy: You forgot a condom?
Winston: You got a grocery bag?
Daisy: No.
Winston: Tin foil?
Daisy: No.
Winston: Hand sanitizer?
Daisy: No.
Winston: You got a shower cap and a twist tie?

Nick: I don't know what mazel tov means but it doesn't sound good.

Jess: Kill him, kill him! You said you'd kill him! Now kill him! Now's your chance!

Nick: It's a sour ball not a bank safe. Just open the candy.

Winston: She's either having crazy amounts of sex or she does not know how to use these things.

Schmidt: Do you know nothing about men?
Jess: Yes, I know nothing about men. That's why I'm wearing a short skirt and wool tights.

Jess: You nailed my mouth. You nailed it good and hard and strong.

Jess: WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! Let me be very clear here. I am a strong, self-sufficient woman. And I will not be nailing you, Schmidt, or Nick, or Schmidt. Notice I said that twice because I don't feel it's thinking in. There will be no nails or screws or hammers in this building area. Generally, the whole thing.

Zooey/Elizabeth Interview: Zooey Nixed a Script this Season!

Entertainment Weekly recently sat down with Zooey Deschanel and Elizabeth Meriwhether. They mainly talk about the Jess/Nick kiss and why they chose to do it now as opposed to dragging the usual "will they, won't they" dynamic across four or five seasons.
Toward the end of the interview, however, Elizabeth talks about trying to push Zooey as an actress but how there was a script recently that Zooey wasn't happy with. Rather than saying what it was that made her uncomfortable, there's a cute back and forth:

LIZ: Oh. Well now you’ve given me an idea. Are we being vague enough?
ZOOEY: We are being quite vague.
EW: You’re making me quite curious.
ZOOEY: I will say it was like potty humor. And scatological is just not my thing. I’ll go blue-sex humor but I won’t go blue-potty humor.
LIZ: So you won’t go brown?
ZOOEY: [laughing] I’ll go blue, but I won’t go brown.

Oh my! 

Source: Entertainment Weekly (EW.com)

Zooey and her BFF Sophia Rossi talk about BFFs

After posting about Zooey's new production company, I just had to post the video that accompanied the Jezebel article. In this 32-minute video Zooey and Sophie give friendship advice among other things! Yay!

Zooey Deschanel to Launch Production Company With BFF

The Hollywood Reporter and Jezebel are reporting that our favorite New Girl, Zooey Deschanel will be starting her own production company with her best friend Sophia Rossi. Zooey is already a producer for New Girl so she has some experience with producing though, unlike some people may believe, the show is really the brain child of Elizabeth Meriwether not Zooey. It'll be interesting to see what kind of shows the two will come up with. Jezebel is hoping that Zooey will use her power in Hollywood to create a few shows that focus on lady empowerment.