Thursday, July 19, 2012
New Girl Gets 5 Emmy Nominations! Congrats to Zooey and Max!
Yes! Our favorite show is getting some love from the Emmys this year! While the show was unfortunately not nominated for 'Best Comedy Show' both Zooey Deschanel and Max Greenfield got nominated! The show also got nominated in the Casting, Directing and, of course, Main Title Design categories! Congrats to the entire New Girl cast and crew!
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
When is New Girl Coming Back? September 25!
As much as you guys may be enjoying your summer, I'm sure many of you are wondering when New Girl is coming back... Well, FOX has announced that New Girl will be returning for its second season with not one but TWO new episodes on September 25 at 8pm and again at 9! Don't mind if I do! For those of you who can't wait until the September, head on over to our Tumblr for some GIFs and quotes from last season! (Fox press release via TVbytheNumbers.com)
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
S1E15 'Injured' Quotes: Vagina, Heavy Flows, Vodka Soda & More
Nick: I don't have a vagina.
Patient: You can take mine.
Jess: I heard that sister.
Patient: True that.
Winston: Give me the keys.
Schmidt: You shouldn't call them keys. It's a paperclip that you start the car with.
Sadie: Jess tackled a girl I was dating once.
Jess: Oh yeah, she was tried to steal my overalls.
Nick: I lost a stamp. It sounds worse than it is but it's a somewhat expensive stamp and I planned on looking for it.
Guest at Bar [pointing at Nick's pills]: I take those too. When I got a heavy flow.
Cece: Sorry, I heard.
Nick: Of course you do.
Cece: Can I get a vodka soda?
Nick: Thank you you're being nor-
Cece: Vodka soda.
Schmidt: I wish I could trade place with you because you know what, Nick, I'd do it in a second. I'm also glad that I can't.
Schmidt: I don't think this is the right time to bring this up, you guys, but... does anyone else think Nick could stand to lose 5 to 7 pounds?
Nick: Stop Fredo kissing me, Schmidt!
Patient: You can take mine.
Jess: I heard that sister.
Patient: True that.
Winston: Give me the keys.
Schmidt: You shouldn't call them keys. It's a paperclip that you start the car with.
Sadie: Jess tackled a girl I was dating once.
Jess: Oh yeah, she was tried to steal my overalls.
Nick: I lost a stamp. It sounds worse than it is but it's a somewhat expensive stamp and I planned on looking for it.
Guest at Bar [pointing at Nick's pills]: I take those too. When I got a heavy flow.
Cece: Sorry, I heard.
Nick: Of course you do.
Cece: Can I get a vodka soda?
Nick: Thank you you're being nor-
Cece: Vodka soda.
Schmidt: I wish I could trade place with you because you know what, Nick, I'd do it in a second. I'm also glad that I can't.
Schmidt: I don't think this is the right time to bring this up, you guys, but... does anyone else think Nick could stand to lose 5 to 7 pounds?
Nick: Stop Fredo kissing me, Schmidt!
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
S1E14 'Bully' Quotes: Three-peat, Jerk-sica, Brown Lightning, We're Weirdos and More!
Schmidt: Schmidttle and the damage done. Neil Young, yo.
Jess: So, are you gonna three-peat this ho?
Jess: I delivered a lesson in the key of learning. ... Learning minor.
Middle School Winston: Brown Lightning!
Middle School Jess: Jerk-sica? My last name rhymes with gay and the best thing you can think of is Jerk-sica?
Jess: Hi. Who do I speak to re: getting something removed from the internet.
Jess: You're a plant killer. And I write songs. We're weirdos but that's who we are and that's fine.
Jess: So, are you gonna three-peat this ho?
Jess: I delivered a lesson in the key of learning. ... Learning minor.
Middle School Winston: Brown Lightning!
Middle School Jess: Jerk-sica? My last name rhymes with gay and the best thing you can think of is Jerk-sica?
Jess: Hi. Who do I speak to re: getting something removed from the internet.
Jess: You're a plant killer. And I write songs. We're weirdos but that's who we are and that's fine.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
S1E13 'Valentine's Day' Quotes: Twirly, Schwing!, Giant Meat Puppet & More
Jess: Ugh, couples. Boo Hiss!
Schmidt: Every time you have sex with the same person, Jess, you die just a little bit.
Jess: I'm feeling pretty twirly.
Schmidt: Twirly?
Jess: Twirly.
Schmidt: Is that like horny?
Jess: I got the dirty twirls, Schmidty. Watch out 'cuz you're about to get laid... world.
Nick: You and me are gonna do a real Valentine's Day date.
Julia: I know. God, what's the plan?
Nick: First of all you're gonna need a map of Arizona.
Julia: I can get that.
Nick: And a container that you're comfortable getting urine in.
Julia: Oh I have one in my purse.
Cece: What are you doing?
Jess: I'm packing an overnight bag in case I have one-night sex.
Cece: You could have an emotional connection with a shoe on the side of a road.
Jess: One shoe? Oh, I hate that!
Jess: [Sees hot guy] Schwing!
Oliver: You want another drink?
Jess: [Old timey newscaster voice]: If I didn't know ya better, I'd think you're trying to liquor me up.
Nick: There was a really weird week where I wore a long blonde wig and I made everbody call me Sandy Ferguson.
Jess: I can't do this. You're a really great guy, and, um... I mean I don't know that, um, but honestly, I was just gonna use you as a giant meat puppet.
Oliver: [Cries] I miss her so much!
Jess: She's just in the kitchen.
Schmidt: Every time you have sex with the same person, Jess, you die just a little bit.
Jess: I'm feeling pretty twirly.
Schmidt: Twirly?
Jess: Twirly.
Schmidt: Is that like horny?
Jess: I got the dirty twirls, Schmidty. Watch out 'cuz you're about to get laid... world.
Nick: You and me are gonna do a real Valentine's Day date.
Julia: I know. God, what's the plan?
Nick: First of all you're gonna need a map of Arizona.
Julia: I can get that.
Nick: And a container that you're comfortable getting urine in.
Julia: Oh I have one in my purse.
Cece: What are you doing?
Jess: I'm packing an overnight bag in case I have one-night sex.
Cece: You could have an emotional connection with a shoe on the side of a road.
Jess: One shoe? Oh, I hate that!
Jess: [Sees hot guy] Schwing!
Oliver: You want another drink?
Jess: [Old timey newscaster voice]: If I didn't know ya better, I'd think you're trying to liquor me up.
Nick: There was a really weird week where I wore a long blonde wig and I made everbody call me Sandy Ferguson.
Jess: I can't do this. You're a really great guy, and, um... I mean I don't know that, um, but honestly, I was just gonna use you as a giant meat puppet.
Oliver: [Cries] I miss her so much!
Jess: She's just in the kitchen.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
S1E8 'Bad in Bed' Quotes: V-bomb on the P-bomb & More!
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Jess: You know what, tomorrow night, let's just go out to dinner and then just nail each other. Just pound each other. V-bomb on the P-bomb
Jess: I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna be searching for some syrup.
Schmidt: I used to listen to you and Caroline all the time in college. It was like listening to a rescue crew trying to communicate with a stranded minor.
Jess: I'm gonna split you like a log!
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