Schmidt: Schmidttle and the damage done. Neil Young, yo.
Jess: So, are you gonna three-peat this ho?
Jess: I delivered a lesson in the key of learning. ... Learning minor.
Middle School Winston: Brown Lightning!
Middle School Jess: Jerk-sica? My last name rhymes with gay and the best thing you can think of is Jerk-sica?
Jess: Hi. Who do I speak to re: getting something removed from the internet.
Jess: You're a plant killer. And I write songs. We're weirdos but that's who we are and that's fine.