Tuesday, December 6, 2011

S1E8 'Bad in Bed' Quotes: V-bomb on the P-bomb & More!

Starfish! (Photo: Fox)
Jess: Hey Tiger, you're having sex tonight... Don't give me that look. Just do it.

Jess: You know what, tomorrow night, let's just go out to dinner and then just nail each other. Just pound each other. V-bomb on the P-bomb

Jess: I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna be searching for some syrup.

Schmidt: I used to listen to you and Caroline all the time in college. It was like listening to a rescue crew trying to communicate with a stranded minor.

Jess: I'm gonna split you like a log!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

S1E7 'Bells' Quotes: Ensembell, Conditioners & More!

Ensembell! (Photo: Fox)
Winston: You know, I touch the frayed part of the power cord something just to feel something.

Jess: Jingle Bells is a trash song. Played on a trash instrument.

Schmidt: My bar mitzvah was an amazing event. The theme was sports jams!

Jess: That was off the hammer!

Winston: It is not that hard, people! It's an instrument that a cat wears around its neck.

Schmidt: These are the things that come out when you take another man's conditioner.

Jess: You are such a tonkle!
Winston: Hold it! Don't nobody call me a tonkle!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

S1E7 'Bells' Preview: 'Would Flicking Be Like a Cool Thing?'

Haha... Here's another (longer) preview featuring Lamorne Norris and Max Greenfield.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Go Behind the Scenes of New Girl!

Fox just released some behind the scenes photos from last week's episode. Check out two of them below. For the rest go to Examiner.com. They're part of a slideshow with other Fox shows so you'll have to click through a few slides for the New Girl shots.

Zooey Deschanel on the set of New Girl (Photo: Fox)

Zooey Deschanel and Justin Long - 'Thanksgiving' (Photo: Fox)

What is Hannah Simone's ethnicity you ask?

Let's admit that we were all wondering what Hannah Simone's ethnicity is... It's okay because she's  used to it. The Canadian actress who plays Jess' best friend CeCe has commented that throughout her career people have wondered what her ethnic background may be:
But for the record, her father is Indian and her mother is half German-Italian and half Greek-Cypriot. She spent her early childhood in Calgary, Alberta, but has lived since the age of 7 in such countries as Saudi Arabia, Cyprus, India and England.
Check out eurweb.com for the full interview. 

Justing Long Talks About 'New Girl'

Justin Long was recently interviewed by EW.com about his 3 episode story arc on New Girl. He had nothing but nice things to say about the cast and crew. Liz Meriweather also seems to be quite fond of him but, really, aren't we all? When asked about this favorite moment he had this to say:
We do this sex scene. I know I’ve never done anything like that before. I can’t repeat what we do, but she’s doing stuff in that scene that was making me laugh so hard. I’ve always been proud of the fact that I can hold it together and I rarely break. It’s a point of pride for me. I laughed so hard filming this one scene, more than I have in the last 10 years of professional acting. (EW.com)
 Hopefully, we'll have as much fun watching the scene as they did making it!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

S1E6 'Thanksgiving' Quotes: Dudesgiving!

Turtle Face! Photo: Fox
Nick: We are just gonna watch football, drink beer and then we are going to Best Buy for Black Friday.
Winston: Or as I like to call it: Friday.

Schmidt: It's Dudesgiving.

Jess: I wanna take him down to Chinatown and slice him off a piece of this pumpkin pie.

Jess: I wanna do it standing up and sitting down. And half up and half down. And the wiggly one and the bear attack and the claws and the head and the one that figure skater do and the what's for lunch and the give me that hat.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Want hair like Zooey Deschanel/Jess? Check out this handy guide!

Since EVERYONE is in love with/wants to be Zooey Deschanel we thought some of you might appreciate this article on UsWeekly.com. Aaron Light, who is the hair stylist for New Girl, reveals his 5 step how-to guide so you can style your hair just like Zooey!

Photo: Fox via US Weekly

Jess and Nick: Jake Johnson Has the Scoop

Photo: FOX
After last week's episode pretty much everyone is wondering how long until Jess and Nick will hook up. CNN recently had a chance to sit down with Jake Johnson who plays Nick and he had this to say about his characters budding romance:
 “I think what it is between Jess and Nick is they're just really keeping tabs on each other,” Johnson said. “I think Nick would have to be in love with her for so long that it would have to be like a gas tank overflowing. But I don't think right now Nick would have the guts to do it."
Alas, there are plans for both Nick and Jess to hook up with someone else. Oh well. It'll happen eventually. Check out the rest of the interview on CNN.com

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

S1E5 'Cece Crashes' Quotes: It's on and poppin & More

Jess: YOU get away from here.

Schmidt: It's on and poppin.

Schmidt: I worked 80 hours this week. I just wanna come home, put on my 'mono and just hang loose man.

Jess: I know she can be tough to deal with. Sometimes she just calls me up and she's like 'Bitch, I love you.' And the she just hangs up. No other information.

Nick: That's what your mother meant.
Jess: What did my mother call? What did she say?

Jess: Am I dressing to provocatively? Do I need to get thicker pajamas? Maybe it's my posture. I have really sexy posture.

Cece: If you tell anyone we held hands, I have two people in my phone that will kill you.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Kali Hawk to Play Winston's Girlfriend on New Girl!

Photo: TVLine.com
With New Girl still being a new show, we still don't know much about the characters' personal lives. This is about to change as Kali Hawk has just signed on to guest star in multiple episodes of New Girl. She'll be playing Winston's old girlfriend... Source: TVLine.com

New Girl is Insanely Popular on Social Networking Sites

We all know that New Girl is one of the highest rated new shows this season but the show isn't just a favorite among TV viewers. New Girl is the second 'buzziest' show on the internet with about 32,000 comments and mentions on Twitter and Facebook while the show airs.That's pretty impressive! Go New Girl! (Source: AdAge)

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

S1E4 'Naked' - Quotes: Le Peen, Hachi Machi! and More!

There it is! (Photo: Fox)
Jess: Have you guys ever seen fame? It's about a group of dreamers with talent to spare taking New York City by storm.

Nick: Sometimes she's being so ironic that I think she's being serious.

Schmidt: I have 3 date packages. They work every time. Package A: Close-up magic, dinner, drinks. Package B: Close-up magic, drinks. Package C: Close-up magic.

Jess: Amanda? From the bar? Whoa, she's a looker. Hachi Machi!

How cute is middle school Jess? (Photo: Fox)
Winston: Fill me in. What did I miss?
Schmidt: From the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights.
Schmidt: Country's broke. Betty White is back.
Winston: Cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: They're all dead, man.

Jess: I accidentally saw Nick's pee pee and his bubbles.

Jess: Bonjour, le peen.

Nick: Is there something funny about it?
Jess: No! It's beautiful. Stately. A real treat.

Yay! They're back! (Photo: Fox)

How big? (Photo: Fox)

Zooey and Hubby Call it Quits...

Well, this is sad news - or good news depending on how delusional you are: Zooey and her husband Ben Gibbard have separated. I guess sometimes a celebrity's fictional life can mirror her private life. To get over her ex, maybe Zooey should move in with three guys of various professional and ethnic backgrounds.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Don't Foget: New Girl Will Be Back on Tuesday, November 1st!

After what feels like eternity, New Girl will finally be back on Tuesday with all new episodes! Tuesday's episode will be called "Naked" and you can watch the preview below. Looks like Jess will be getting a glimpse of Nick's naked hotness.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

10 Things About Zooey Deschanel

Did you know Zooey hates papayas? Me neither... We can't get enough of her:

Zooey Deschanel on Ellen!

Our ever-charming New Girl Zooey recently went on Ellen to promote the show and the two of them played a hilarious game... Check it out below:

Monday, October 10, 2011

Next New Girl? November 1st - S1E4 'Naked'

Despite being the number one new show on Fox this season, no new episodes are scheduled to air until next month! Gahhh... how frustrating. Instead, they'll be showing an extra long episode of  X-Factor which I most certainly will not be watching. Anyway...  the next episode is called "Naked" (sounds promising) and will hopefully make up for our acute and unexpected Zooey-deficiency.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

S1E2 - 'Kryptonite' now available online!

New Girl is Ratings Gold

According to this article on TVbytheNumbers.com, New Girl is the first show in over 20 years to win its first three nights in the advertiser-friendly 18-49 age group. The last show to achieve this? ABC's Step by Step... Go New Girl!

'Wedding' S1E3 Quotes: Suppress the Jess, Alcoholic Cat, Soft Like a Towel

Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?

Nick [About Brook]: She used to get drunk and pass out on our porch. It was like having a hot alcoholic cat.
Schmidt: I'd always leave water out for her.

Jimmy the usher: Look it up in a typewriter old man!

Gretchen: I'm gonna tie you down and show you pictures of my river rafting trip. It's a two hour slideshow!

Jess: Nicolas, you have to introduce me!
Nick: Oh yeah, of course, Jess this is Caroline.
Caroline: Hi..
Jess: One more time.. Cara Lee?
Caroline: Caroline.
Jess: Cara Loo? Corlaine.
Nick: Caroline!
Jess: Oh.. kay... Fancy!

Jess [About Nick]: He's so soft. Like a towel.

Schmidt: Sir, what I need you to do is this: I need you to put vodka in a water bottle, ok? And then rendezvous with me in the restroom. Ok? Same page. Same page.

Schmidt: Ruiner!
Jess: Did you just call me a ruiner?

Gretchen: Tonight, I'm gonna get certified on the river Schmidt. 

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Monday, October 3, 2011

S1E1 - Pilot now available on Hulu

If you're new to New Girl (and who isn't at this point), you may want to revisit the first episode of New Girl. It's fun and literally made millions of people fall in love in Zooey and the adorable guys on the show! Enjoy!