Tuesday, February 26, 2013

S2E18 'Tinfinity' Quotes: Strongly worded email, adorable personality, tippy go bye bye and more!

Jess: I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.

Schmidt: I can't talk right now. I'm writing a strongly worded email to my florist.

Winston: Jess, you know nothing about sports.
Jess: Ahhh... What am I gonna do? I guess I'll just have to use my eyes, hair, boobs, legs and adorable personality. Hahaha. Fool.
Winston: I got like three of those things.

Nick: Garbage? That's what the nursing home said about my mattress.

Schmidt: Tippy go bye bye!

Jess: I have this feeling too. Like I wanna french you. I really wanna french you.

Schmidt: What is in that?!
Nick: Liquor!

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

S2E17 'Parking Spot' Quotes: Sucking face, Wifi/wifee, shower cap and a twist tie, kill him & more!

Nick: I like how things aren't weird between us.
Jess: Right, because of somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like "Look at those two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face" but we did. You sucked my face.

Schmidt: Give me the spot or I'll kill you all!

Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the constitution of America? Nicholas what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.

Nick: I refuse to pay for the "wifee"
Jess: It's wifi.

Jess: You can't escape destiny. She comes for us all that relentless bitch. That's right destiny's a lady.

Daisy: You forgot a condom?
Winston: You got a grocery bag?
Daisy: No.
Winston: Tin foil?
Daisy: No.
Winston: Hand sanitizer?
Daisy: No.
Winston: You got a shower cap and a twist tie?

Nick: I don't know what mazel tov means but it doesn't sound good.

Jess: Kill him, kill him! You said you'd kill him! Now kill him! Now's your chance!

Nick: It's a sour ball not a bank safe. Just open the candy.

Winston: She's either having crazy amounts of sex or she does not know how to use these things.

Schmidt: Do you know nothing about men?
Jess: Yes, I know nothing about men. That's why I'm wearing a short skirt and wool tights.

Jess: You nailed my mouth. You nailed it good and hard and strong.

Jess: WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! Let me be very clear here. I am a strong, self-sufficient woman. And I will not be nailing you, Schmidt, or Nick, or Schmidt. Notice I said that twice because I don't feel it's thinking in. There will be no nails or screws or hammers in this building area. Generally, the whole thing.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Zooey/Elizabeth Interview: Zooey Nixed a Script this Season!

Entertainment Weekly recently sat down with Zooey Deschanel and Elizabeth Meriwhether. They mainly talk about the Jess/Nick kiss and why they chose to do it now as opposed to dragging the usual "will they, won't they" dynamic across four or five seasons.
Toward the end of the interview, however, Elizabeth talks about trying to push Zooey as an actress but how there was a script recently that Zooey wasn't happy with. Rather than saying what it was that made her uncomfortable, there's a cute back and forth:
LIZ: Oh. Well now you’ve given me an idea. Are we being vague enough?
ZOOEY: We are being quite vague.
EW: You’re making me quite curious.
ZOOEY: I will say it was like potty humor. And scatological is just not my thing. I’ll go blue-sex humor but I won’t go blue-potty humor.
LIZ: So you won’t go brown?
ZOOEY: [laughing] I’ll go blue, but I won’t go brown.
Oh my! 

Zooey and her BFF Sophia Rossi talk about BFFs

After posting about Zooey's new production company, I just had to post the video that accompanied the Jezebel article. In this 32-minute video Zooey and Sophie give friendship advice among other things! Yay!

Zooey Deschanel to Launch Production Company With BFF

The Hollywood Reporter and Jezebel are reporting that our favorite New Girl, Zooey Deschanel will be starting her own production company with her best friend Sophia Rossi. Zooey is already a producer for New Girl so she has some experience with producing though, unlike some people may believe, the show is really the brain child of Elizabeth Meriwether not Zooey. It'll be interesting to see what kind of shows the two will come up with. Jezebel is hoping that Zooey will use her power in Hollywood to create a few shows that focus on lady empowerment.

S2E17 Promo: New Girl Will Be Back Tomorrow 2/19 with an all-new episode: Parking Spot

Looks like the whole Nick/Jess situation won't be resolved quickly or easily. Check out the trailer for Parking Spot below:

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

S2E16 'Table 34' (aka 'Marriage') Quotes: Mojo man, Sharon, Panic Moonwalk, Lil' Wayne & More!

Winston: I got my mojo back, baby! I'm the mojo man!

Jess: I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.
Cece: What?
Jess: He does that sometimes.

Winston [to Nick]: You've named your testicles and they're both named Sharon.

Cece: You told me you had moved on.
Schmidt: Only people who haven't moved on say things like that. I'm a squirrel, you're my nut. Winter's coming I'm gonna store you in my cheek, girl.

Cece: Hi, excuse me, I think that there's been just a little bit of a mistake with the tables...
Anu: Over 30, no advanced degrees, part-time employment. Table 34.
Cece: No, see, actually I'm a professional model. I'm not famous or anything but I was in Lil' Wayne's last video. I was the girl he was throwing strawberries at in slow motion.
Anu: Definitely table 34.

Anu: I'll tell you what's not made out of newspapers. That tight little ass of yours.

Nick: It was a nice kiss.
Jess: You were like a dog and my mouth was like a bowl full of dog milk.

Schmidt: I will "cal-cut-a" bitch.

Jess: He's in such terrible shape. You could have killed him.

Nick: Is there another doctor in the house?

Schmidt: You should see her areolas. One's like a helicopter pad, the other's one's like a tick bite. It's freaky. Very disorienting.

Schmidt: Turban on? Turban off?
Cece: I'm gonna hate myself for saying this but turban on!
Schmidt: Turban on it is!

Monday, February 4, 2013

Odette Annable Will Be on New Girl!

Photo via hypable
Oddette Annable, who is best known for starring in House, is going to be joining New Girl for a couple of episodes according to Hypable. Here's where it gets a bit *spoiler-ish*

Ask Elizabeth Meriwether Anything You Like and She'll Answer!

Well, ok, she might not answer but if you've ever wanted to ask New Girl creator Elizabeth Meriwether anything about the show now's your chance! The New York Times is encouraging anyone to post some questions and they'll take the best ones to Elizabeth. Yay! You have until Wednesday, February 6th!

Here's the link to submit your questions:

S2E16 'Marriage' Promo: What's going to happen post Nick/Jess kissing?

So after watching last week's promo I was sure they were just teasing us about the kiss and until the very end of the episode I was like "ha!" and then, of course, it actually happened. It looks like it won't be just a thing that happened but maybe Jess and Nick will finally have to talk about maybe having feelings for each other!