S2E18 'Tinfinity' Quotes: Strongly worded email, adorable personality, tippy go bye bye and more!

Jess: I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.

Schmidt: I can't talk right now. I'm writing a strongly worded email to my florist.

Winston: Jess, you know nothing about sports.
Jess: Ahhh... What am I gonna do? I guess I'll just have to use my eyes, hair, boobs, legs and adorable personality. Hahaha. Fool.
Winston: I got like three of those things.

Nick: Garbage? That's what the nursing home said about my mattress.

Schmidt: Tippy go bye bye!

Jess: I have this feeling too. Like I wanna french you. I really wanna french you.

Schmidt: What is in that?!
Nick: Liquor!