|Ensembell! (Photo: Fox)|
Jess: Jingle Bells is a trash song. Played on a trash instrument.
Schmidt: My bar mitzvah was an amazing event. The theme was sports jams!
Jess: That was off the hammer!
Winston: It is not that hard, people! It's an instrument that a cat wears around its neck.
Schmidt: These are the things that come out when you take another man's conditioner.
Jess: You are such a tonkle!
Winston: Hold it! Don't nobody call me a tonkle!