S1E7 'Bells' Quotes: Ensembell, Conditioners & More!

Ensembell! (Photo: Fox)

Winston: You know, I touch the frayed part of the power cord something just to feel something.

Jess: Jingle Bells is a trash song. Played on a trash instrument.

Schmidt: My bar mitzvah was an amazing event. The theme was sports jams!

Jess: That was off the hammer!

Winston: It is not that hard, people! It's an instrument that a cat wears around its neck.

Schmidt: These are the things that come out when you take another man's conditioner.

Jess: You are such a tonkle!
Winston: Hold it! Don't nobody call me a tonkle!