|There it is! (Photo: Fox)|
Nick: Sometimes she's being so ironic that I think she's being serious.
Schmidt: I have 3 date packages. They work every time. Package A: Close-up magic, dinner, drinks. Package B: Close-up magic, drinks. Package C: Close-up magic.
Jess: Amanda? From the bar? Whoa, she's a looker. Hachi Machi!
|How cute is middle school Jess? (Photo: Fox)|
Schmidt: From the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights.
Schmidt: Country's broke. Betty White is back.
Winston: Cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: They're all dead, man.
Jess: I accidentally saw Nick's pee pee and his bubbles.
Jess: Bonjour, le peen.
Nick: Is there something funny about it?
Jess: No! It's beautiful. Stately. A real treat.
|Yay! They're back! (Photo: Fox)|
|How big? (Photo: Fox)|