S2E15 'Cooler' Quotes: Taffy Pull, Calabasas Scratcher & More!

Schmidt: I've been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. It's like a taffy pull on a hot summer's day.

Schmidt: I just don't do it for me anymore. I even bought myself a sexy pair of underpants to spice things up.

Jess: World's best wing woman reporting for duty.

Jess: I'm not your cooler!
Nick: It's not you. It's the way that you behave. And the things that you say.  And the look on your face. And...It is you!

Jess [on the phone]: Sam! It's Jess. Please come get me. I'm probably fine but I also might be dead. Goodbye.

Jess: I think it might be gang related. I've always been worried about my blue curtains. Cribs.

Cece: She's pretty sure it's the Calabasas Scratcher. I mean is that a thing? I don't keep up with the local news.

S2E16 'Marriage' Photos: Everyone's dressed up!

Examiner.com just posted some promo pics from the 16th episode of the season and it looks like the gang will be attending some sort of formal event, most likely a wedding considering that the title of the episode is "Marriage." Anywhooo... *spoiler* we JUST posted some info that Jess and Sam might be breaking up and some of the photos over at examiner.com definitely seem to confirm this! 

Photo: FOX via Examiner.com

Photo: FOX via Examiner.com

More pics at the examiner.com

Steve Howey to Guest on New Girl

Ohhh la la, *spoiler-ish* Jess is supposed to be getting a new love interest later this season (so we're guessing it won't work out with Doctor Whatshisface) and he will be played by Steve Howey who is one of Showtime's Shameless' stars. According to Zap2it.com, Howey's character, a football player, will be charming Jess' pants off during Schmidt and Nick's 10 years of living together anniversary. Fun!

S2E15 'Cooler' Promo! Set to Air on January 29!

Jake Johnson (aka Nick Miller) On Being a Bartender, His Fitness Goal and Women

Jake and Nick seem to have a lot in common (Photo: Fox)

Zooey tends to get all the love from the magazine world but Jake Johnson was interviewed by Men's Fitness recently and here are some interesting tidbits:

He's married!
"I love my wife. Hopefully I never get divorced. But if I do, it might be funny. I'll make a reality show about it. It will be called 'Strike Three.' What are the three strikes? Well, you'll have to watch the show."

He really used to be a bartender!
"I used to bartend weddings when I was working in catering. I've got a lot of respect for bartenders because it's a very hard job. Also a lot of times, I'm given a lot of free drinks by bartenders because they watch the show. To those bartenders, and any bartenders who read this, 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch your back in the tip, Big Daddy'. We can make this work.

His workout philosophy: 
"I'm not a guy who ever needs to be seen in his underwear in a photo shoot, I just need to make sure that if someone bumps into me, I don't fall over. That's my Men's Fitness goal. Everybody just wants to lose weight, trim down, and tone. That's not my style. I like to eat a lot, drink a lot, and lift weights.

Check out the rest of the interview here!

Source: Men's Fitness

S2E14 'Pepperwood' Quotes: Pogo, apricots and giant eyes

Nick: Writers don't read. We write.

Jess imitating Winston's fart walk

Jess: He's the first person I got to use first person narrative. [singing] I'm an amazing teacher.

Schmidt: You're penis actually changed the channel when we were watching the Bears game.

Nick/Julius Pepperwood: I'm from Chicago. Thin-crust pizza? No, thank you. I'm from Chicago.

Jess: Nick! What's my one rule?
Nick: Do not steal your yarn.
Jess: Don't steal my yard, man. My one thing.

Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh! Like your barnacle toe nails?

Nick: Never get caught without a safe word. We're gonna go with apricot.
Jess: That's way to normal. We need to like go with something weird like dragon slippers.
Nick: What?
Jess: I use apricot way to much in my normal life.
Nick: Why do you use apricot so much?
Jess: What am I supposed call them? Sweet tangy balls?

Jess: My eyes!! My giant eyes!!!

Zooey & Cats: Behind the Scenes Photos From the New Girls Set!

JustJared.com just posted some pictures from the New Girl set that were taken on January 17th (Zooey's birthday). Zooey tweeted that she was really excited about filming with cats and looks pretty happy in these pictures!

Source: JustJared.com

Check out the rest of the pics at JustJared.com

Zooey Deschanel Interview: Talks About Her Hair, Fashion, Music & Season 2

Check out this cool interview that I found online. Zooey talks about the last time she had a hair disaster, how she works with the customer designer of the show, her music and how she feels about the second season of New Girl:

Learn More about the Woman Behind New Girl: Elizabeth Meriwether

The Wall Street Journal just posted an great article about Elizabeth Meriwether who is the creator and executive producer of New Girl so I've you've ever been curious to who's behind the awesomeness that is New Girl check out the article here.

Here are some of my favorite parts:

Making it happen, for Meriwether, means approving every wardrobe choice, making sure every joke lands and sitting with the editors for every cut. There's nothing resembling Hollywood glamour in her day, which often begins before dawn and stretches into the late hours—with food and showers an afterthought. But during those long spans at the writer's table and behind the camera, her quirky, unvarnished charm, easily recognizable to any viewer of the show, shines through—Hollywood's new girl, come to life.
3:30 a.m.: Liz wakes up in her office on the Fox lot in West Los Angeles. She spent two nights in a row sleeping in the office this week. Her office essentials include: 11 vegan meals, five bottles of dry shampoo, one bottle of Pepto-Bismol, one Con-Air hair dryer, seven Ricola lozenges, one bottle of Advil, one can of pepper spray, one Dolce & Gabbana accessories box, one case of Emergen-C, one Lady Speed Stick.

Sounds like her life is pretty crazy!

Source: WSJ.com

S2E14: "Pepperwood" Promo! January 22! Yes!

Looks like Pepperwood is going to be one scary episode.  Jess will be dealing with a killer and something is very, very wrong with Schmidt's eyebrows!

S2E13 'A Father's Love' Quotes: Chica go Bills, Hilary Swank, mixed with a sad wet dog, saris & more!

Jess: 'Chica go Bills' is actually Spanish for 'young girl go bills.

Schmidt: How many times did I have to repeat the words lemon drop shot.
Cece: Yeah, I think he was... he was making fun of you.
Schmidt: For what? Working hard and playing hard? I guess the joke is on me.

Walt: You really seem to care about lil' Nicky.
Jess: I mean look at him. He looks like Hilary Swank, mixed with a sad wet dog.

Walt: She's my nice. She goes to veterinary school.
Jess: Yeah, top of my class.

Jess [about horse]: I'm seeing a lot of split ends. The mane is totally the wrong cut for the shape of his face.

Nick: There are people in life who you want to be unpredictable. Your pothead neighbor or Vice President Joe Biden.

Jess: You can't sell Father's Love. There's more to a Father's Love that semen. Ew. Poetic but ew.

Schmidt: Are you wearing a traditional sari?
Cece: Yes!
Schmidt: I begged you to wear a sari. I had all these sari-related sexual scenarios. Monsoon Bedding. The Best Erotic Maribone Hotel. Slumdoggie Style Millionaire.

Jess: This is my first middle of the night parking lot horse deal.

Nick: Jess, if you're gonna mess with my sink, put some goggles on. Your eyes are twice the size of normal eyes. It's a bigger target.

S2E13 'A Father's Love' Promo! Episode Airs January 15th!

Check out this very short promo for the all new New Girl episode that will air on Tuesday, January 15th! Apparently Nick's dad is a con man!


 Via: http://nickmillersturtleface.tumblr.com

S2E12 'Cabin' Recap: Absinthe and Frozen Yogurt

In the first New Girl episode of the year, Jess decides to go to a cabin with Sam but feels the pressure to make the weekend picture perfect. Her nervousness makes her invite Nick and Angie to the cabin for free to act as buffers which is an offer Nick can't refuse. Once they arrive and settle in, Angie breaks out some rifles she found in the house. They all take turns shooting, even Jess, who wants to impress Sam. Not a natural with guns, Jess ends up shooting down a transformer and they are now stuck in the cabin without electricity.

S2E12 'Cabin' Quotes: Black Switch, Sexy Boggle, White Nick, Brown Cece & more!

Jess: I want this weekend to be fun and perfect and lovely. And I want him to look at me at the end and go "Jess that was the best weekend I ever had."
Nick: I'm glad your keeping your expectations at a reasonable level.

Nick: I'm sorry we're not going this weekend.
Jess: But It's free.
Nick: Did you say free?
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: We're 100% in. I'll go pack now.

Schmidt: White Nick, brown CeCe. I'd like to have a frank discussion about race.

Schmidt: Let's let Winston turn on his black switch and let his black light shine.

Jess: Oh look, it's Jackie O.
Nick: Me?

Jess: I've never played sexy Boggle before.
Sam: I'm gonna get into that later.
Jess: Ow.

Jess: Give me the boom stick.

Jess: Absinthe has killed so many of our most famous painters.

Sam: You know, I feel so much better after throwing up in the fire.

Jess: I'll pass the bread, Angie. Just keep your hands to yourself and let the bread come to you.

Jess: I left a post-it note on the transformer that said "broken."

Jess: You can eat salad in my back seat any time.... I didn't mean that to be sexual.

Nick: That was a mistake! I am going to poop weird tonight!